It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
