Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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