You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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