The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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