I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
