Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
did i just pee glitter
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