just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You pole danced in your parka.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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