"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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