"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
