its not stalking. its research.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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