I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
