ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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