just come out here and I will go home with you...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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