Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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