do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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