Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
accomplished twins. life is a go
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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