so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
