are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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