She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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