the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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