She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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