There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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