Define "chronic" masturbator.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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