Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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