My room smells like vodka and shame
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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