I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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