Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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