Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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