Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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