Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i believe in u and ur pee
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize