There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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