We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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