Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
