is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
