This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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