Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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