I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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