He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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