at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Your tits are I can't wait for
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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