come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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