Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
