i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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