So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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