do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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