the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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