I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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