i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
