those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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