why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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