just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
That was before I lit my hair on fire
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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