so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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