If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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