The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i already hear my dad disowning me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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