We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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